Smarty Pants Underwear

Underwear for Active Women

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Smarty Pants Testimonials


"I ordered 4 more pairs tonight, so I am sure you can tell, I tried them out! I'm going to order more at the end of the month, the Smarties are amazing!"
~Marion

"Just wanted to let you know that I love my Smarty Pants! I practice yoga several hours a day, sometimes longer. As a yogi, I appreciate their comfort and stretch and move-ability. As a yoga teacher, I also appreciate the modesty of Smarties."
~Amey

"I've been wearing the Smarty Pants for several months and love the comfort they provide me under my cycling shorts and workout pants. In fact, I hardly wear anything else! Try them, you'll love 'em!"
~Jacquie

 

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Features/Benefits

 

Smarty Pants women's underwear were designed to conquer problems of conventional underwear. Ordinary underwear show panty lines and the thong is uncomfortable. Wearing nothing under clothing is unhygienic. Smarty Pants underwear eliminates the need to compromise appearance for comfort and hygiene.

Smarty Pants underwear are lightweight, non-binding and anti-microbial. Flat lock stitching provides a durable, no bulk fit and the breathable gusset is double layered. Stylish Smarty Pants features a lower waist in a high performance, yet easy-to-care for fabric.

Experience freedom of movement without limits.

  • no more thighs rubbing together; no more chafing
  • comfy all day wear, unlike compression shorts
  • Dancers: no more cutting off feet of tights
  • cyclists: reduce injury from falling with extra layer under cycling shorts
  • no risk of bladder or urinary tract infections as with the thong (see Your Health)

 

The fabric

Smarty Pants unique technical fabric is super stretchy and actively wicks moisture away from the body to keep you dry and comfortable regardless of temperature. The specialized fabric resists odor, bactereia, fungus and mildew.

Machine wash cold, tumble or line dry: Smarty Pants dry in minutes (handy for camping or traveling).

Smarty Pants can be worn under:

  • workout wear
  • dancewear
  • yoga wear
  • cycling shorts
  • skirts and dresses
  • pants
  • ski pants
  • martial arts wear

 

Great for active and athletic women, but versatile enough to wear anywhere, anytime. At last, no more panty lines!

Sizes

Fit should be comfortably snug, not constricting.

Size Waist Hips*
XS (2-4) 23-26" 33-36"
S (6-8) 25-29" 36-39"
M (8-10) 28-32" 39-42"
L (12-14) 31-35" 42-46"
XL (14-16) 34-38+" 46-49"

*Hip measurements are a more accurate indicator than your waist measurements in determining the correct size of Smarty Pants due to the "stretch-to-fit" nature of the garment. When in doubt, order the smaller size.

Not sure what size to order? Please contact us!

Please contact us for conversions to European sizes.

Colors:

Black Nude Sharkskin Gray
Black Nude

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Patent pending

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Breast Cancer Fund Sponsor
Smarty Pants is a gear sponsor for the
Breast Cancer Fund's "Climb Against the Odds."